24
September
2006

So I’m sitting here watching the opening of today’s Steelers-Bengals game, and the network shows a prime example of the mean, mean trash talk and putdowns players from opposing forces are famed for throwing at each other.
“Y’all better check the rap sheet - y’all have only won 1 out of the past 5 games,” he said to some hapless player from the other side.
I wonder how many people consider this an unsportsmanlike, perhaps indelicate behavior. I mean, they should meet as gentlemen and much backslapping should commence after the engagement, with some accompanying Good show, old boy, no? Eh?
When people talk about how players in sports trash-talk each other, and how prevalent it is, as if this is a bad thing - I wonder how many of them have heard what is said at a football match. No, not American football. The soccer variety, which actually earns the name it is known by in the rest of the first world by being played with a ball and feet.
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Posted: Sports, Commentary
12
September
2006
Everyone’s favorite 30-something desperate latina swizzle stick has announced her intention to never ever leave Desperate Housewives (*sighs* of what we think is relief are heard from Maxim’s viewing audience), but she won’t work in television after the show’s tearful and tabloid-reportah attended final episode has wrapped, however-many-odd years that is hence.
Again. Ever.
“I would never leave Desperate Housewives. I love doing both [TV and film], but I would never do another TV show after Desperate Housewives,” Sky News reports.
And why is this, one might ask.
“I really want to do more films instead of TV. I want to play strong women. I would love to do a romantic comedy next - I love actors like Vince Vaughn, Jim Carrey, Matthew McConaughey, and Hugh Grant.”
We will take this opportunity to remind the viewer that Hugh Grant famously retired from films in November of 2004, only to bounce back in another hee-larious role in what felt like the next breath.
Those with a few more brains than a generous God has chosen to bestow upon Ms. Longoria, and perhaps a smidgen of awareness of how the ebb and flow of the entertainment industry actually works, may understand that this statement is well and truly moronic, and may require a hearty helping of humble pie with a side of crow later on down the line. Which is surely more than Srta. Longoria has eaten in the past week.
But then, as “final tours” from time immemorial have proven, and celebrity retirement announcements have shown time and again, perhaps this is all smoke a bid to get a bit of press. And perhaps the attention of a film casting agent or two. Hellooo, Sentinel 2!
Posted: Celebs, Gossip, News