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May 17, 2005
Letter to the Portland Mercury
DEAR MERCURY AND HER READERS: For the past few days I've been bombarded by emails asking me if Sean Brooks from Minmae is indeed "dead" like my guest spot in Zac Pennington's column said ["It's Who You Know," April 28]. To clarify, the "better place" I was referring to was Portland, not heaven. The article was about how Sean and Minmae have fared better in Portland than in San Diego and that final line was supposed to tie that up. So, stop emailing me, you frickin' retards, or I'll be forced to send angry bees after you. Bees from GRESHAM, at that. Gresham bees have nothing to lose and shit out Shlitz beer and motor oil instead of honey. Tremble, unwashed masses...
Adam Gnade, Mercury freelancer-at-large
Posted by astor at May 17, 2005 01:53 PM