This is the best celebrity-impregnates-celebrity news in a while, seriously.  The couple are rumored to be four months along on this voyage toward the pitter-patter of little feet.  Apparently, the rumor went wide release following Penelope’s “food poisoning” at Cannes.  Hat tip to various gossip bloggers.

Everyone’s favorite 30-something desperate latina swizzle stick has announced her intention to never ever leave Desperate Housewives (*sighs* of what we think is relief are heard from Maxim‘s viewing audience), but she won’t work in television after the show’s tearful and tabloid-reportah attended final episode has wrapped, however-many-odd years that is hence. Again. Ever. “I [...]